Hold onto your pants kids, because you are about to go on a gory, offensive, camp-tastic horror ride called Bloody Bloody Bible Camp. Written by Vito Trabucco and Shelby McIntyre, it is also directed by Trabucco. At the Happy Day Bible Camp, a crazed nun by the name of Sister Mary Chopper makes quick work of exterminating sex crazed campers. BBBC is what might happen if Friday The 13th and Porky’s had a baby. Actually, let’s imagine a world where John Waters makes horror films. Have I got your attention now?
The humor in this movie is wildly, wonderfully unsavory. I cannot stress enough that this movie is not for people who are easily offended; especially where themes of Christianity are concerned. With that warning out of the way, I would like to gush about how awesome this movie is. The gore, courtesy of Oddtopsy FX, is fantastically graphic and over the top. The bright, red blood flows freely and often and it is glorious.
Sister Mary Chopper is one of those predators who has a very specific target; teens who think only of sex. Plus, she has a wicked awesome crucifix knife that she wields with wild abandonment. As the conversations about what’s Christian and what’s not, what loopholes can be used to participate in fornication, our sexed up “teens” are murdered one by one. The “bad acting” is hilarious and all of the actresses have REAL breasts. Who would have thought that seeing natural breasts would be a refreshing change? Oh, and I simply cannot write about BBBC without mentioning the most amazing merkin in film history. Serious props to Julianne Tura for running down the stairs naked, and in slow motion, wearing The Merkin.
This movie isn’t going to be for everyone, but I found it delightfully, intentionally cheesy with tons of blood, decapitations, eviscerations, wacky sexual humor and a mild, yet very funny, statement on sodomy. Yeah, I said sodomy. I can never decide which sounds worse; anal sex or sodomy. Anyway, if you like the idea of a Sleepaway Camp/Pink Flamingo’s mashup, this is the movie for you!
