Don’t watch this movie.
It caused Dusty to question his sanity.
It cause Shawn to refer to Dario Argento as “Nature’s Greatest Monster”.
(You should read both of those articles. Shawn’s is a great rundown of why he doesn’t like Argento, and mine is still one of my favorite things I’ve ever written.)
My real pick will be coming later today. But let this post be a reminder: don’t watch Argento’s Dracula 3D. You’re better than that. We all are.
(But, if you’re looking for a film to make fun of while being drunk with friends, you could do a whole lot worse than this.)